Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wine and Water

Wine and Water

To all, who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.. 

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom, 
in beer there is freedom, 
in water there is bacteria. 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, 
 (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. 

In other words, we are consuming 
1 kilo of poop. 

However, we do NOT run that risk when 
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. 

   Water = Poop,        Wine = Health . 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing this as a public service. ;)
Wah wah..kya justification and reasoning!! :D

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