A collection of JOKES both FUNNY and INTERESTING from mail forwards ... direct from the INBOX.. REDEFINING HUMOR
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Good one !!!
One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village forcampaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunatelythe baby pig was killed in the accident. At the sight Laloo was deeplymovedand felt very upset. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar haihumusko compensesan dena chahta hoon. Usko dhundke lav".
At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back aftersome time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck andlots ofmoney in his hands!!!
Laloo was surprised. He asked,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi kolaiye,aurtum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?" At this the driver replied". I told them about the incident. Hearing it,they rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some timeandgave this money."
Laloo then asked him, "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?" The driver replied:
"Main bas itna hi bol paya, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon, maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."