True Appraisal!
Dear Manager (HR),
. Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
. hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
. finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
. breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
. sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines
(1, 3, 5,7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.
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