Wednesday, October 22, 2008

No way I'm Breaking This One!!!






The sex fairy...






The Sex Fairy


This is hilarious! Be sure to read

the warning at the bottom. I didn't

change a word! I'm not messing

with the Sex Fairy!


1. Sex is a beauty treatment.

Scientific tests find that when

women make love they produce

amounts of the hormone estrogen,

which makes hair shine and

skin smooth.

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2. Gentle,
relaxed lovemaking

reduces your chances of suffering


dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

The sweat
produced cleanses the

pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking
can burn up

those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.





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4. Sex is one of the safest sports


you can take up.

It stretches
and tones up just

about every muscle in the body.

It's more enjoyable than swimming


20 laps, and you don't need

special sneakers!





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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild

depression.
It releases endorphins

into the bloodstream, producing a

sense of euphoria
and leaving you

with a feeling of well-being.




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6. The more sex you have, the more

you will be offered.
The sexually

active body gives off greater quantities

of chemicals called pheromones.

These subtle sex perfumes drive the

opposite sex crazy!

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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in

the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE


EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.




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8. Kissing
each day will keep

the dentist away.
Kissing

encourages saliva to wash food from

the teeth and lowers the level of

the acid that causes decay,

preventing plaque build-up.




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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.


A lovemaking session can release

the tension that restricts blood vessels

in the brain.




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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock

a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat

asthma and hay fever.





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This message has been sent to you


for good luck in sex. The original

is in a room in the basement of the

Dwight House Pub. It has been

sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The

'Hot Sex Fairy'
will visit

you within four days of receiving

this message, provided you, in turn,

send it on.

If you don't, then you will never

receive good sex again for the rest

of your life. You will eventually

become celibate, and your genitals

will rot and fall off. This is no joke!

Send copies to people you think

need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send


money, as the fate of your genitals

has no price.

Do not keep this message. This

message must leave your e-mail in

5 hours. Please send ten copies and

see what happens in four days.

 

 funny isn't it??


 







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